:: Daring Messages ::

☻You are so
beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like
animals!!!


☻I think
you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment....
oh no, I do have the right number...


☻Roses are
red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of
you !


☻I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not
drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer
...

☻I wish you lots
of itching and short arms.


☻You have
the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!


☻Will we
play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and
ugly!!!


☻If you
did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a
bra????!!!


☻A fart is
a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!


☻Why do
men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth
shut long enough to build up the pressure..


☻Oké
honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ'
?


☻I am born
this way, but what is your excuse?


☻I love
the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke
!


☻Some
people die. Others become a teacher...


☻The more
the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.


☻Women are
just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the
stork.


☻If you
are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it
!


☻If I ever
die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get
up!!


☻When I
was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with
boys!!


☻You know
when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace
carries you back to the sea.


☻When are
you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having
diarrhoea.


☻Roses are
red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo
!!!


☻On the
door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here
to shit like thunder!


☻Nice
hair, a shame that you sit on it.


☻Roses are
red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!


☻He kisses
her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs,
and so his glasses broke.


☻A woman
is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she
bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks
without needing power.


☻It is red
and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a
microwave.


☻I like your style ... I like your class ...
but most of all I like your ass